THE AVENGERS : A-Holiness

Rachel Maddow is all that's missing from this movie that can even produce a super spy without a Russian accent seriously.

As if on cue, Hollywood reports that a man in a metal suit will save the day yet again and throw the Nuclear Holocaust into a parrallel universe to keep it from completely destroyed – our world!

Too bad Marvel couldn't afford the Peacock of cable-land to telegraph to us the many splendored reasons why this was scientifically impossible!

Yes Marvel is slowly cracking the Thor code and once it sufficiently promotes interstellar life as immortality there really won't be much hope for literacy as the onset of the Red Storm Jupiter syndrome petrifies harmonic denial for all time with the likes of hot female voice actors like Mila Kunis and hot mail spelt Channing of Tatum to remind Saint John euphemisms that Americans come Avenger because, 'a,' really does stand for a hole as much as a hipster even if it is spelled, 'venger!'

But before America descends into the All Is Lost madness of flying aircraft carriers, multi-hull boats and boner mutations called the Hulk, it promises an end to a parallel universality that might as well be called cancer and the nuclear bomb with the nuclear plant that somehow only results in interstellar dragons that don't ex-hale fire like civilized pacifists because they are not explicitly called Fukushima faggots.

But at least Marvel finally finds its brand tone with the casual presentation of heroism as a surviving miracle in a miraculous world rather than a monopolizing High School in High School Universe so expensive that Rachel Maddow know doubt would find it momentary!

So finally Marvel does the dictionary to define capitalist in American casual hero that always does their homework in private to defend public consumption of the facts and for the facts until death do us part forever and ever Amen!

All in all, the blond Steve Rodgers is barely missing as cavorting Tony Stark battles his immature stereotype to grow into the pretty-classic Iron Man 3 as he battles the fully-operational-battle-station potential of a well-acted and well-written Thor which seems to be in the sands of time unlike Hawkeye who is real.