Tuesday, October 27, 2015

SALT : A Charlie Rose Chiwetel Ejiofor Explosion

Previously withheld from Eternal External
(September of International Release)

 
''Yet another blacksploitation film from the Americans at least features Africans this time around.

In this effort, the common troupe of the Russian double agent posing as a British actor is coupled with the master of intrigue - the international Phoenician.

It might be said that a limited array of quay-hugging Phoenicians adds diversity to the Black on White realism Americans so often claim to dominate. However, not since John Singleton's 'Shaft,' has there been such a missed opportunity for an Arab to step to the fore and speak some peace to take the occidental plot out of yet another exhibit of martial-arts-envy. On the other hand, 'Salt,' does succeed in evoking 'Men In Black,'s 'Man in Black.'

The hero who shoots to kill only at Blond girls, because they read manuals is finally fingered as an autonomous and self-governing agent with his own helicopter who doesn't mind shooting into a crowd to bag whitey. 

This is truly a momentous day of existentialism for the American cinema. Moreover, the 'Man in Black,' is equipped with a brain scanning veracity machine which means he may not have to spare any array of nude, teeth bearing extra-terrestrials, because he will suddenly read incisored behavior as wrongful.

Still, 'Salt,'s 'Man in Black,' seems boorishly, thuggishly, and insularly nonArab for personifying such an obviously African - American institution as National Security.

Drawing a firearm to shoot bullets into a crowd of capitalists in the states would cause reprisal the world over even if it might not get any unusual suspects canned. Which is not in keeping with NSA protocol. You see, the world needs capitalists to keep buying, to keep pushing the frontiers of addition and other theoretical math-ematics. If the NSA character was more Arab - perhaps he might warn the valuable bystanders before firing into their midst because capitalists are a rare commodity too.

By acting like a capitalist, the NSA sentinel might further his end goal of national security while creating the illusion of an accountable government job and thus hold multiple pensions.

Obviously, Ms. Jolie did not realize complete control of this project because the film exhibits institutionalized unprofessional behavior that condones rampant unaffirmed action like a monopoly on the institution of racism.''