ANT-MAN: A Dangerous Movie

As if it’s not enough that this film actually suggests that shrinking in size and keeping your density is a super-power, it actually suggests it’s great and great enough to super deal in super problems like Nuclear power.

I guess. But that’s not all. Oh no. The word martyr is actually used and underscores the entire lengthy 40 minute first act as a sort-of positive and the reason why a shlub may become a super hero.

Within the overall context, sure.

But within this blog’s sober lens, it pains me to say that Marvel had the audacity to make its best picture to date. It’s a great A-: like a 94 or something. Worrying.

Democracy is well represented as, first, fist-fighting between elites and then pantomimed violence between the imprisoned. This is life. And shows how firing happens.

Ugh, right?

Ugh. All the glitzy stuff is couched in said Democracy and the lying and plutocracy of the day-to-day robber-baron tech. world that we are in are well delivered without exaggeration.

Double ugh.

And what’s more, there’s a newspaper and said martyr is found because of landing therein.

Potentially triple ugh.

This film is dangerous. Montage is used repeatedly very, very well. For these messages? TRIPLE-UGHAGE ENGAGED!

Loyalty is underlined and in the pint-sized, but all the forbidden fruit everywhere doesn’t necessarily preclude the message of childhood loyalty from withering with repeated watchings.

It’s a step-parent world. (And a cop) {Saving grace.} [But see the problem?

Fourth ugh!

The short second act leads us to question why the female love-interest isn’t the super-hero. Perhaps she’s not a dodgy martyr that’ll ruin Nuclear diplomacy for fear that the science is too potentially harmful to the planet. Still. In a step-partent world, fifth ugh!

The unshaven super-hero is born, and though this is reality and cool to see in an Axel-F superhero movie with cool friends who risk everything for a score slash mission, it is worth repeating that this movie is dangerous.

The overall structure of long, montage-riddled, first act, short second act with superior helper friend, to 3rd act of the mission calling to 4th act of the mission to 5th act of the one-to-one fight with the baddie who has a voice to rival the evil of Ultron: the overall structure which ends in the power of Zen or Nihilism is so strong as to make this movie really, really dangerous.

The Zen-ending is not trivialized and underscores the power of private ownership. Both its saving grace and another ugh as the orphan in question will, never, ever truly get the plot to life. But, the zen-hero has a Master’s in Electrical Engineering and can do things like beat security at really, really impressive… Shell companies.

So good luck. We loved it.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD : A Colon Of A Picture

Voice Over? No! Voice Over about Voice Overs? No! 1 that leads to demise? No! Voice over through demise? No! And one that begins with Nuclear War as to why, this is why no!

The crane was going the wrong way. Oh.

Titles used to be better and sell soap, but like Charlize Africa allegedly said: (allegedly) the world is toxic.

Under poeticized and overly musical is another way of showing this, but who's sharing, as always with good affects from Charlize Africa at Twitter backslash backslash she's African.

Believing in Valhallah and under-explaning from the orphaned of the world like life is suicide? Having a good death is sharing. Beautiful landscape. Sharing: "I live; I die; I live again." Not dying the hard way. The easy way. Living. Living Hyacinth fighting with Imperators leads to jobs that could be physically confusing.

And there's beautiful cutting to Gibson, Mel Gibson, which may be the hardest thing in the world and a way of scoring these points, humbling as a humble picture. Very Western. Filing. Ends too early? Life is like that. Hard life breaking water; statement movie; totally un-watchable; action; must-have; road-trip in Hell to Hellless with Heller. Yes, 2 many hate this world hating themselves, and it's killing us all. Get it out and the use the pinky gun instead.

Chick flick? Whimpering Willow of a Green Capital scam that should have worked better maybe. Not a chick flick. Not really. Expensive world war won.

AVENGERS : CIVIL WAR: A High A-

For once an Avengers movie started with a short film and moved to a mission to get things rolling the traditional ways. This film was one of them. (Thankfully)

Sad to say there is a standard 911 joke buried in the first act which is expected to get a laugh. Laughing is encouraged, because there is a move to the 4th 911 reference early in the picture.

Fuck everbody.

Yeah. This is a picture. It’s a solid A- with Africa proudly proffering the idea that Black Panther is your worst nightmare; the one with all the Iron Man. (Black Panther)

Spiderman has what may be the first realistic New York accent both in present day and in reality; New York is a monster, but at least the writing is good for Parker. Parker is Parker, and that’s what’s important. Small probably with a tall girlfriend.

On a side note, Captain America is watching MSNBC and the Scarlet Witch continues to be awesome with an awesome Vision Scarlet Witch scene which is thing.

The opening mission is awesome.

And it’s awesome to seen a Psych. van going nowhere fast, playing second fiddle to Blue, because that’s the future.

Certain problems from Winter Soldier continue like please tell us to what extent is Cap. invinsible and like asphalt and can punch metal. Considering that Vietnam was so successful as to remember Korea and Desert Storm in both directions in the space-time continuum, which, though it is riddled with Stinger Missiles in the 80’s, still takes Iraq and Afganistan to get Terrorists to take on people with no body-armor by choice. (Ipso Facto Vietnam) Considering that Vietnam was so successful, playing Cap. and other Super Soldiers as miniature Hulks is just how its gonna be.

Avengers? Good sound sleeper cell movie with several exciting plots and plot structures. It doesn’t have to start in the middle of a mission since the story is usually what is evil doing. (Not the Avengers)

Okay. Sarcasm off. The Scarlet Witch is hot. There is a nuclear drone. But this isn’t Batman ruled by Superman. This is the Avengers. It’s too bad people care this much. The second greatest running scene behind Superman and the train is in this film. (Super Soldiers)

CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER : Michelle Obama Writes

This Captain America movie is a Blockbuster despite being half a Billion short at the boxoffice. A lot was going on. The Ukraine was only just starting to blow up. All that. As usual for the Americans it was covered. The film ends with a mention of Kiev.

The point is this movie is better than it seems. We know. So what went wrong? Well a lot. It started like an Avenger movie instead of a Captain America one to start with. Or not or the opposite! Let’s begin.

It should have started in a gale.

So the movie did begin with dialogue between Black Widow (yes! and Cap. What? Problem? It didn’t? Seeing the magnetism of the shield? Physics? Skip? Yes. The intro. of Falcon would then double the Red Herring potentially and make some stirring Soapbox stuff really sing in the modern era, adding lots of suspense.

The writing is racist. N.J. Fury dies amid well done play-acting and then we see Two black cops in the mis-en-scene. I mean come on! His Punisher III scene is undercut by the fact that he’s driving a Stark O.S!

Not that the film is flawed; it’s not quality. Don’t trust anyone, etc. are all in there; it’s just like Michelle Obama was writing and didn’t want to overwhelm any perpetually overwhelmed orphans! Waiting for vicarious to ever, ever become visceral only happens in the movies!

Un-triple-forunately, the film is required, because its about how to fly a False Flag which is part of the State Apparatus. Plus, the French, read Algerian, are the baddies because of the stealing of the bomb and that’s why there are no flying Aircraft Carriers, etc. Plus, it’s a good peak into living life as a spook which is a good way to make it.

But no. The bad Romanov performance does not save the flaw of opening with the wrong scene as the suspense is broken. However, Scarlet Johanson joins Lilly Sobieski in best performance of a sociopath. (Her’s legal: Sobieski’s 88 minutes)

If the first scene was like the second or third, we could say Falcon is the winner for best socio. path, which he is, but now we can’t. But required.

Chris Evans shoulderless, smiless, Cap. gives an awesome Hydra speech and Anarchy begins.

So there is stuff; it’s just they needed a bit more Luthor colon, colon, colon title performance, colon, performance artist, colon, title bath of wetworks about how war!