AVENGERS : CIVIL WAR: A High A-

For once an Avengers movie started with a short film and moved to a mission to get things rolling the traditional ways. This film was one of them. (Thankfully)

Sad to say there is a standard 911 joke buried in the first act which is expected to get a laugh. Laughing is encouraged, because there is a move to the 4th 911 reference early in the picture.

Fuck everbody.

Yeah. This is a picture. It’s a solid A- with Africa proudly proffering the idea that Black Panther is your worst nightmare; the one with all the Iron Man. (Black Panther)

Spiderman has what may be the first realistic New York accent both in present day and in reality; New York is a monster, but at least the writing is good for Parker. Parker is Parker, and that’s what’s important. Small probably with a tall girlfriend.

On a side note, Captain America is watching MSNBC and the Scarlet Witch continues to be awesome with an awesome Vision Scarlet Witch scene which is thing.

The opening mission is awesome.

And it’s awesome to seen a Psych. van going nowhere fast, playing second fiddle to Blue, because that’s the future.

Certain problems from Winter Soldier continue like please tell us to what extent is Cap. invinsible and like asphalt and can punch metal. Considering that Vietnam was so successful as to remember Korea and Desert Storm in both directions in the space-time continuum, which, though it is riddled with Stinger Missiles in the 80’s, still takes Iraq and Afganistan to get Terrorists to take on people with no body-armor by choice. (Ipso Facto Vietnam) Considering that Vietnam was so successful, playing Cap. and other Super Soldiers as miniature Hulks is just how its gonna be.

Avengers? Good sound sleeper cell movie with several exciting plots and plot structures. It doesn’t have to start in the middle of a mission since the story is usually what is evil doing. (Not the Avengers)

Okay. Sarcasm off. The Scarlet Witch is hot. There is a nuclear drone. But this isn’t Batman ruled by Superman. This is the Avengers. It’s too bad people care this much. The second greatest running scene behind Superman and the train is in this film. (Super Soldiers)