Wednesday, April 28, 2010

BOUNTY HUNTER : The Best Man Wins

Go to the corner of crescent and get the news to deliver your ex-wife to jail for disrespecting the same court that granted her such a speedy divorce. Do so and collect five thousand dollars. Now this is a video game concept Hollywood! A fun video game that can be funny but doesn't have to be. Enough with the scripted documentaries on explosions already! Who's running Hollywood - a Chemistry failure?

Woman may be more the sensitive sex, but man is most immature, most vain, and most selfish and therefore a better mother, because it takes a sensible man to teach a child about the real world. Real men do not allow reporters on their team. Jennifer Aniston is a reporter. Sure, she herself discourages another reporter from helping her be a reporter, but this changes nothing. She claims,'I'm an adult,' and she has adult problems like investigating the suspicious details of a suspicious suicide. Apparently, neither the police nor the helpful reporters hate investigating suicides enough for this reporter who needs help.

Guy Butler is not police. He is a bounty hunter. Superstar detectives get all the evidence, but bounty hunters just get all the state sponsored prejudice. Guy Butler was married to Jennifer Aniston but now has a real judge to date with a 'smoking hot body' who is a 'great cook.' Teresa is her name. Jennifer Aniston is so jealous that she blows on Guy Butler's dice to get him to release her from her fate of jail. Guy Butler ends up blowing on his own dice and obviously loses all his money. 'You are not the boss of me' points out Jennifer Aniston who can tame Guy Butler with tears.

Bounty Hunter is an old fashioned flick which features a 3-d golf ball effect that would make Robin Williams nod in somber approval, a golf cart chasing a caddie, and the inimical talents of Carol Kane! In the end, the man who couldn't decide what color to wear admits that 'Life's about making mistakes and death is about wishing you made a whole lot more.' So Guy Bulter gets the girl. Jennifer Anniston falls back in love with Guy Butler in jail.

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