ANT-MAN: A Dangerous Movie

As if it’s not enough that this film actually suggests that shrinking in size and keeping your density is a super-power, it actually suggests it’s great and great enough to super deal in super problems like Nuclear power.

I guess. But that’s not all. Oh no. The word martyr is actually used and underscores the entire lengthy 40 minute first act as a sort-of positive and the reason why a shlub may become a super hero.

Within the overall context, sure.

But within this blog’s sober lens, it pains me to say that Marvel had the audacity to make its best picture to date. It’s a great A-: like a 94 or something. Worrying.

Democracy is well represented as, first, fist-fighting between elites and then pantomimed violence between the imprisoned. This is life. And shows how firing happens.

Ugh, right?

Ugh. All the glitzy stuff is couched in said Democracy and the lying and plutocracy of the day-to-day robber-baron tech. world that we are in are well delivered without exaggeration.

Double ugh.

And what’s more, there’s a newspaper and said martyr is found because of landing therein.

Potentially triple ugh.

This film is dangerous. Montage is used repeatedly very, very well. For these messages? TRIPLE-UGHAGE ENGAGED!

Loyalty is underlined and in the pint-sized, but all the forbidden fruit everywhere doesn’t necessarily preclude the message of childhood loyalty from withering with repeated watchings.

It’s a step-parent world. (And a cop) {Saving grace.} [But see the problem?

Fourth ugh!

The short second act leads us to question why the female love-interest isn’t the super-hero. Perhaps she’s not a dodgy martyr that’ll ruin Nuclear diplomacy for fear that the science is too potentially harmful to the planet. Still. In a step-partent world, fifth ugh!

The unshaven super-hero is born, and though this is reality and cool to see in an Axel-F superhero movie with cool friends who risk everything for a score slash mission, it is worth repeating that this movie is dangerous.

The overall structure of long, montage-riddled, first act, short second act with superior helper friend, to 3rd act of the mission calling to 4th act of the mission to 5th act of the one-to-one fight with the baddie who has a voice to rival the evil of Ultron: the overall structure which ends in the power of Zen or Nihilism is so strong as to make this movie really, really dangerous.

The Zen-ending is not trivialized and underscores the power of private ownership. Both its saving grace and another ugh as the orphan in question will, never, ever truly get the plot to life. But, the zen-hero has a Master’s in Electrical Engineering and can do things like beat security at really, really impressive… Shell companies.

So good luck. We loved it.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD : A Colon Of A Picture

Voice Over? No! Voice Over about Voice Overs? No! 1 that leads to demise? No! Voice over through demise? No! And one that begins with Nuclear War as to why, this is why no!

The crane was going the wrong way. Oh.

Titles used to be better and sell soap, but like Charlize Africa allegedly said: (allegedly) the world is toxic.

Under poeticized and overly musical is another way of showing this, but who's sharing, as always with good affects from Charlize Africa at Twitter backslash backslash she's African.

Believing in Valhallah and under-explaning from the orphaned of the world like life is suicide? Having a good death is sharing. Beautiful landscape. Sharing: "I live; I die; I live again." Not dying the hard way. The easy way. Living. Living Hyacinth fighting with Imperators leads to jobs that could be physically confusing.

And there's beautiful cutting to Gibson, Mel Gibson, which may be the hardest thing in the world and a way of scoring these points, humbling as a humble picture. Very Western. Filing. Ends too early? Life is like that. Hard life breaking water; statement movie; totally un-watchable; action; must-have; road-trip in Hell to Hellless with Heller. Yes, 2 many hate this world hating themselves, and it's killing us all. Get it out and the use the pinky gun instead.

Chick flick? Whimpering Willow of a Green Capital scam that should have worked better maybe. Not a chick flick. Not really. Expensive world war won.

AVENGERS : CIVIL WAR: A High A-

For once an Avengers movie started with a short film and moved to a mission to get things rolling the traditional ways. This film was one of them. (Thankfully)

Sad to say there is a standard 911 joke buried in the first act which is expected to get a laugh. Laughing is encouraged, because there is a move to the 4th 911 reference early in the picture.

Fuck everbody.

Yeah. This is a picture. It’s a solid A- with Africa proudly proffering the idea that Black Panther is your worst nightmare; the one with all the Iron Man. (Black Panther)

Spiderman has what may be the first realistic New York accent both in present day and in reality; New York is a monster, but at least the writing is good for Parker. Parker is Parker, and that’s what’s important. Small probably with a tall girlfriend.

On a side note, Captain America is watching MSNBC and the Scarlet Witch continues to be awesome with an awesome Vision Scarlet Witch scene which is thing.

The opening mission is awesome.

And it’s awesome to seen a Psych. van going nowhere fast, playing second fiddle to Blue, because that’s the future.

Certain problems from Winter Soldier continue like please tell us to what extent is Cap. invinsible and like asphalt and can punch metal. Considering that Vietnam was so successful as to remember Korea and Desert Storm in both directions in the space-time continuum, which, though it is riddled with Stinger Missiles in the 80’s, still takes Iraq and Afganistan to get Terrorists to take on people with no body-armor by choice. (Ipso Facto Vietnam) Considering that Vietnam was so successful, playing Cap. and other Super Soldiers as miniature Hulks is just how its gonna be.

Avengers? Good sound sleeper cell movie with several exciting plots and plot structures. It doesn’t have to start in the middle of a mission since the story is usually what is evil doing. (Not the Avengers)

Okay. Sarcasm off. The Scarlet Witch is hot. There is a nuclear drone. But this isn’t Batman ruled by Superman. This is the Avengers. It’s too bad people care this much. The second greatest running scene behind Superman and the train is in this film. (Super Soldiers)

CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER : Michelle Obama Writes

This Captain America movie is a Blockbuster despite being half a Billion short at the boxoffice. A lot was going on. The Ukraine was only just starting to blow up. All that. As usual for the Americans it was covered. The film ends with a mention of Kiev.

The point is this movie is better than it seems. We know. So what went wrong? Well a lot. It started like an Avenger movie instead of a Captain America one to start with. Or not or the opposite! Let’s begin.

It should have started in a gale.

So the movie did begin with dialogue between Black Widow (yes! and Cap. What? Problem? It didn’t? Seeing the magnetism of the shield? Physics? Skip? Yes. The intro. of Falcon would then double the Red Herring potentially and make some stirring Soapbox stuff really sing in the modern era, adding lots of suspense.

The writing is racist. N.J. Fury dies amid well done play-acting and then we see Two black cops in the mis-en-scene. I mean come on! His Punisher III scene is undercut by the fact that he’s driving a Stark O.S!

Not that the film is flawed; it’s not quality. Don’t trust anyone, etc. are all in there; it’s just like Michelle Obama was writing and didn’t want to overwhelm any perpetually overwhelmed orphans! Waiting for vicarious to ever, ever become visceral only happens in the movies!

Un-triple-forunately, the film is required, because its about how to fly a False Flag which is part of the State Apparatus. Plus, the French, read Algerian, are the baddies because of the stealing of the bomb and that’s why there are no flying Aircraft Carriers, etc. Plus, it’s a good peak into living life as a spook which is a good way to make it.

But no. The bad Romanov performance does not save the flaw of opening with the wrong scene as the suspense is broken. However, Scarlet Johanson joins Lilly Sobieski in best performance of a sociopath. (Her’s legal: Sobieski’s 88 minutes)

If the first scene was like the second or third, we could say Falcon is the winner for best socio. path, which he is, but now we can’t. But required.

Chris Evans shoulderless, smiless, Cap. gives an awesome Hydra speech and Anarchy begins.

So there is stuff; it’s just they needed a bit more Luthor colon, colon, colon title performance, colon, performance artist, colon, title bath of wetworks about how war!

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON: You're Playing Yourself

Yes, this column is not perfect. Yes. It is most unwise and makes a mockery of either stuff that is for children or of itself by failing in its singular mission. Please to notice that making a mockery of kids’ stuff is not the problem. In and of itself it is tireless, tireless work. Evidently, not so with the Avengers!

Sure, does Age of Ultron or Avengers Two, yet another comic book movie with titular issues involving a colon, deliver? Absolutely. Thor is very Thor. Robert Downey Jr. plays a piano, so, you know, he is Tony. Everyone’s great. The whole cast sings and whoever thinks he’s directing a comic book of a script does a good job keeping the whole story with stories moving.

But honestly, is there a 4th act? Is there? Steve Rodgers we learn in the erstwhile 4th act is the super soldier who can rip apart choppable wood with his bare hands. So he can keep an Iridium or Admantium huge robot who chops off limbs if only by mistake, he can keep it busy with just a fist fight, because he’s a super boner?

Granted. Cary Granted that Chris Evans is huge. But please. This director sucks. He even made it look believable, and I’m supposed to take it with a grain of salt because the robot expressed remorse over hacking off a limp on accident and is a robot with issues? Please. THEY'RE ANGER ISSUES!

So, in closing, the robot wants to use the Avengers to drop a city-sized meteor and maybe that’s why, which is a loserish, loserish robot and does that seem realistic? NO.

So despite cool lines making anyone political look deep into themselves, you’re playing yourselves Marvel and you played the boxoffice passing this off as a Billion Dollar movie! No. Justice League: Batman versus Superman is not even in the same hemisphere.

B+/A- which is like an 89.5 in English. So try next time in English.

DOCTOR NOH: The Short Indie Student Film

AHH, Once Big Band then Drumming a people Dancing to anything but Big Band travel to the Dutch India Company behind the Dutch East India Company portents of Reagan and Racial War. (A thing young working Caucasian men with Families! (4) Communicating and inventing nothing! (Fascinating) Rooms of racial harmony older dying men With viral young women without families Gaming in games With easy odds even Lighter than Poker.

Tipping.

So that we don't have a Service Industry of gangs. An Inner Sanctum on a flirtatious gender Equality With a Single Woman who is Barren on Caucasian.

M.

(Ham) Newspaper time instead of Notes from Brown University Ivy League of laying Dead Pirates francelondon Haminventions from Caucasians! Ham-made stuff! Resumes! English Rapping Ray Partea Spygames travel famous Moviestars amid jealous, loser T.Vstars. A world without Sunglasses! (Only for the American; only Americans are casual Capitalism From Other WorkingMen With Families (4) Feint Accents From places that now sing kill the white people Jitsu From Brazil madeof Global Warming!

Things that kill. Messages. Fear. Children. Busy. Inventing! Police State! Arabia! The best! Communictionor that ends With violence! Back! In the days, When people wore suits because the planet wasn't cooking With hair-spray, clubs Where men don't Drink to spectator sports but the people in News, people who are successful without Social Media. Breaking Bread! Without Voodoo! Back! When Voodoo was Voodoo. (Not hebonics) Never hebonics, manly men with Female eyewear.

''You mean we're fighting the same war.'' - Hawaii 5.O, the Truth! Back! When rape was Teley and Teley, it was considered rude to take pictures of people. Back! Before there was repression you'll all be sorry! You! Rats! When everyone. Even Africans. Working for Big China. When Luck happened and people shook hands. Back. When. Camera. Men didn't the camera into the Sun! When. Bad people asked, 'Y.'

Where people drank Russian Vodka amid Teadrinkers from Argentina where men could accuse the likely story. When. Men had feelings to treat Trash like Trash and Check for love the only way they knew how. When. Evil. People. Behaved badly. When. Good. Guys waited and could show up even late. When. America was the land of the.

''I think they were on their way to a funeral.''

''Can assure you my intentions are strictly honorable.''

- When there was Fresh Water. - When Detective wasn't on iPhone. - When revenge was the part. - When Actions Movies NEVER went without tipping the cap. - Nanny State. - Open racism.

''World Domination that same old dream.''

Dinner With the Evil Genius and no action-movie without Ocean! Ad. Nuclear Power. And a little, itisy bitsy Madonna making a mix tape and NEVEREVER doing Nothing especially fearful in the childrens.

Maria.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ROGUE NATION : Barely Legal

A lot of things are wrong with this movie. Tom Cruise is the Sade Adu of movie stars and this movie flies by at like exactly 2 hours and would be called an amateur piece of like 4 stunts with a chase scene that actually works. So if you want to admit you watch or listen to Sade on fast forward - be my guest wrong. Jeremy Renner, for example. He's wrong. Or somebody's wrong and he's making sure that he is wrong which is a banking reference called Stone Wall which is, is wrong at least as wrong as this: epoch. Alex Baldwin. He's being a reclusive Democrat. That's wrong. Rebecca Ferguson in deep cover as a Swede who's a Brit that is a Swede. THE COMING WRONG!

Ving Rhames playing the sax. Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's Jeremy Renner as the trumpet of sax everytime.

And the guy responsible for that Johnny Depp movie without Angelina Jolie. (Please don't mention that to Johnny as - if he's being funny he'll ask why people keep saying that and if he's musical - the other Johnny Depp) Anyway, wrong! The writer of the Usual Suspects and the guy responsible for the first Jack Reacher - no comment - somehow maneuvered a Skydance, Alibaba, Bad Robot movie without really invoking John Woo at all - just ask Tom Cruise - wrong, wrong, wrong!

The bad guy is the best bad guy ever. (Psst - wrong)

And humor is used expertly to forward the Ethan Hunt live-wire myth that is wrong as a Gen X'er and not a Gen Y'er which - wrong - does not even even exist.

Actual events are mentioned and that is wrong and might incite violence and some how it happens.

So yeah. J.J. Mindmeld Abrams, who finessed killing Harrison Ford, robbed us of an excited Aryan soldier in the future and rebooted Star Trek with - yes - a child driving a hover craft who is hated by the President of the United States - wrong - gets to live another day as Hollywood wunderkind of Survivor 90's fame just because he's worked with Tom Sade Adu Jet Lee Cruise with a masterpiece of action movie that is now more economical on the writing/production front as a seemless Ben Barnes piece of Ben Barnes. Which is wrong! Mission Impossible 6 is rumored already on IMDb with the Swede, Cruise and Renner already banking... With no greatest bad guy ever. (Sean Harris)

Certain things that you think screw up the action - in retrospect - are perfect to the reason why this bad guy is the best bad guy ever. (Which actually is wrong cause the viewing experience is less emotional WRONG

0 is more expensive than 1 and looking into the camera is wrong Mission Impossible Rogue Nation. Wrong. It's barely legal and the world sprouted legs under a Swede, which, I might add is wrong like if you're an editor stealing the writer's writing because you think they're a hostage to Conservative Arabs and can't write about Ted 2 without getting his credit took.

So you want to see a standalone that actually is known as Mission Impossible 5 where the bad guy is clearly Tom Cruise Generation Netflix... BE MY GUEST!