BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE: No Period The Technical Masterpiece

SPOILER ALERT: Time Travel will be mentioned and for that I am invoking all caps at times and in mid-text so that you all get HOW AWKWARD THIS ALL IS.

Plus, I hate colon films.

PLUS being a technical masterpiece isn't exactly being a masterpiece. That's the moral of the story. The next line YES is and that's the end of the story FOR if the writing was WEATHER PERMITTING SO TO SPEAK and saying, ''That's the beginning of the story,'' then the thing would be A COMIC BOOK

This isn't a book. And the figurative, ''THIS,''  isn't a comic book. SO the end.

THEREFORE HENCE, the all important question OF is this film better or worse than Pacific Rim which really is a gentleman's B+ and surely should be known as an A- but for the math rep. seeps with a few off-color choices to bleed comedy from a gem, it is, unfortunately, the same because I cannot get over the beginning of the film which is easily as annoying as the How Green Is Your Valley BEGINNING. (The greatest film ever made)

So it's a technical masterpiece you say. I say that yeah it is FOR IT IS WRITTEN it is probably the greatest undercover A- in the history of time and really a fake A with the teacher being like if you keep this up and get your math cred back, then okay you who thinks I have potentially the most pretentious degree in the history of time INCLUDING DEGREES IN TIME TRAVEL WHICH TRUST ME DO EXIST TECHNICALLY.

And now a moment of silence for the misfortunate title of this film.

There.

SO look.

Was Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice worth showing to the kids? GOD yes and start with especially this if the kid needs to learn patience and understanding and like teaching yourself those things constantly instead of trying to do that to others BECAUSE THERE IS TIME TRAVEL.

Batman, Ben Affleck, takes over the D.C. directing position from the director who moves to Executive Producer of every major D.C. release in the near future. Everyone complained. It didn't make a Billion Dollars. 

Then it did, because better film really can't be made, but you have to sit through the B.S. MARVEL HEAVEN'S GATE VERSION of what is a Marvel intro to get that as someone that hasn't seen Man of Steel the O.M.G. standing, flying Jesus H. Christ awesome which doesn't need to be repeated to be refrained.